Some people may be shocked at his inclusion on The Cunt List as there are some who think of him as a God when it comes to Doctor Who and/or depicting gay life on the telly. It’s a times like these we at TCL like to think about Richard Dawkins.
Before you decided to go telling us that we’re queer bashing by putting Mr. Davies on the Cunt List please read below and see that he’s not here because he’s queer! And anyway, we hate everyone – we have no “-ist’s”!
So, although he deserves a place for the abomination called “Queer As Folk” (Q.A.F) that basically showed all gay people to be alcoholic whores, there are others reason why he’s our number eight.
The evidence:
- He wanted to distinguish himself from the talented presenter and journalist Russell Davies so added a T and became Russell T. Davies. Why didn’t he just use his first name of Stephen?
- Even though he had a much bigger budget for Doctor Who than any of the previous seasons he still managed to come up with some shite villains.
Two quite simple reasons why he’s cunt. Three if you include Q.A.F. Although we feel this is plenty there is still more.
The rest of this evidence is based on the diarrhoea that comes out of his mouth. A classic sign of forgetting to engage the brain before releasing the gob!
- Of Doctor Who he said “But, even with all that love, you have to admit that the name of the programme had become a joke and its reputation had become a cheap joke at that – you know rubber monsters and shaky sets.” – Which it still has!
- On introducing gay references to Doctor Who “I keep thinking, ‘Where are the headlines about this in The Sun?’. There has been a cultural shift.” – You fucking media whore! If the papers didn’t report it maybe it’s because no one saw anything abnormal about it? Be happy and stop fucking complaining you moany old tramp!
- On reality shows “I love them, they are just fantastically riveting and anyone who suggests otherwise is a pretentious arsehole” – Happy you pay a license fee? Ever wonder why your telly-viewing is going down the shitter?
- He once said “I hate the idea that I have to represent any particular section of society; I just write good telly, that’s all.” – So stop sticking queer characters in everything you fucking write dumbfuck! Joan Collins never complained about being typecast and she had little control over her lines! You actually get to decide what characters go in your fucking programmes!
- On casting the role of Doctor Who “It’s 12 hours a day, 6 days a week for 9 months of the year. If we cast someone who was 50 they’d be dead now” – Well that’s a tad ageist! I know many a fifty year old that could run rings round you, you fucking wankblister!
Stephen Russell Davies – You are a cunt!
Yes ladies and gents, the person who has the honour of being the first cunt on the list is me!